Bacon might as well be our national currency, given the fact that it will never decrease in value and the US Dollar is about as stable as Lindsay Lohan babysitting an imaginary dinosaur. That being said – why not skip the middle man and get a bacon wallet? Okay, you got us. It’s not really made of bacon. That would just be weird and probably wouldn’t taste that good either after an eight hour workday, office crop dusters and pocket lint. We prefer our bacon the old fashioned way: in our mouth. But, this faux bacon wallet is quite the tasty-looking temptress, actually made of vinyl (not bacon) and only costs $11.99. It also does not come with strips of bacon money (we asked).