The Beer Tool – World’s Manliest Bottle Opener

Throughout history, Man has adapted to his surroundings, thus propelling the species further up the food chain. Never doubt human ingenuity, especially when it comes to beer drinking. A man of action can open a beer with nothing more than a scuffed countertop, a Bic lighter or his teeth of the occasion calls for it. [...]

Throughout history, Man has adapted to his surroundings, thus propelling the species further up the food chain. Never doubt human ingenuity, especially when it comes to beer drinking. A man of action can open a beer with nothing more than a scuffed countertop, a Bic lighter or his teeth of the occasion calls for it. The MacGyver in all of us shines through whenever obstacles present themselves between Man and his God-given right to drink beer.

The Beer Tool - Bottle Opener

“Like most great ideas, the Beer Tool came out of a problem. Being tired of having to use the wife’s wine bottle opener to crack a cold one the decision was made to come up with something tougher, stronger, and manlier. A few hours later the original Beer Tool was born and there was much rejoicing.”

The Beer Tool is quite possibly the manliest bottle opener in human existence, aside from using your forearm or bicuspid. If you lack proper dental insurance, we strongly discourage using your teeth to open bottles, unless you want your pearly yellows to look like they’re afraid of each other. The Beer Tool will definitely be a hit in any man cave. It’s durable, dependable and handcrafted from Man’s best friend in the tool shed: the wrench. All you need now is a koozie made from duct tape. Cheers!

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The Beer Tool - Bottle Opener


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