Having dealt with the trials and tribulations of having a “girl’s name” for my entire life, I know too well the price children pay when parents try to be funny.
Nowadays I actually like my name, except when the occasional bonehead bank clerk or bar tender asks if I have permission to use my wife’s credit card. That being said, it could be worse. Here’s a list of the best/worst names ever (in no particular order). Enjoy.
Somewhere out there, any evil villian just crapped their pants.
Who would have thought "JuWanna Mann" was based on a true story?
Never been married? Seriously?
I'll take Anass for 100. Afadass, please.
This guy is twice the man I will ever be.
I want to party with this guy. Wait, I want to party with this guy's parents!
"I'll show you, mom and dad!"
I don't know about you, but I'm taking B.J. Cobbledick to the sock hop.
That is one hell of a name to live up to, but something tells me he did.
I hate to ask what competition Willie Stroker is judging.
Get the heck out of that taxi... and run!
Who says funerals can't be fun? Dick Tips does. That's who.
Nothing about traveling with Chew Kok sounds all that comfortable.
Rusty Kuntz at the plate with 2 balls.
"Hello. My name is Turok, but you can call me Beastmaster."
The Weiner/Beaver ticket is where it's at.
Hide your children and your stegosaurus.
"Well, me and my driver here, Private Parts were out on patrol when..."
I hope that Hyman Shocker is a joke cuz that just makes the guy more badass, trolling the history channel. In my highschool yearbook we had a Chumley Snagglepuss, a couple Richard Hertz (es) and the ubiquitous Jack Mahogoff.