The Craziest Halloween Party Recipes

Halloween is an excuse for guys to act stupid and girls to act slutty. It’s a perfect storm of drunken debauchery. Perhaps no other party is as nutty and weird as a Halloween party. The entire holiday is shrouded in mystery and a dark past of ghouls and warding off demons. Halloween these days is not nearly as spooky, but with the right touch, a Halloween party can creepier than a pencil moustache. While purchasing the basic necessities such as the keg, cups, booze and mixers, it’s important not to neglect the food. It’s a Halloween party, not a Tupperware party. Partygoers need something off the wall to add the WOW factor. We’ve put together some recipes to add that to the mix.

Kitty Litter Cake

What you will need:
2 boxes of yellow cake mix, vegetable oil, water, eggs, 2 packages of vanilla cookies, pudding, Tootsie Rolls (chocolate and white if available), new litter box and pooper scooper

Step 1:
Mix the cake according to its instructions and bake them.

Step 2:
Crumple up the cake once it’s done cooking and cooled down a bit. Add it to the litter box.

Step 3:
Add the pudding and mix it with the cake.

Step 4:
Crush the cookies and sprinkle them over the cake in the litter box.

Step 5:
Unwrap the Tootsie Rolls and microwave them for about 30 seconds or until they are malleable (not fully melted). Mold the Tootsie Rolls to resemble poo and scatter it all over the litter box. Watch people freak out.

Mafia Fingers

What you will need:
Large package of string cheese, marinara sauce, green bell pepper, cream cheese

Step 1:
Remove the string cheese from the package and cut them each in half.

Step 2:
Using a sharp knife, cut small grooves in the string cheese to resemble wrinkles in the finger. Cut away the tip of one side to place the finger nail.

Step 3:
Cut the bell pepper into small squares the size of a finger nail and stick it to the string cheese using cream cheese.

Step 4:
Dip the other side of the string cheese in marinara sauce to resemble a bloody stump.

Devilled Eyeballs

What you will need:
Carton of eggs, mayonnaise or Miracle Whip, horseradish, paprika, olives

Step 1:
Hard boil the eggs. The best way to hard boil eggs is to add the eggs to cold water in a large pot so that the water is about an inch over the eggs. Bring the eggs to a boil. Once boiling, remove the eggs from the heat source and cover the pot for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, drain the hot water and add cold water. Let the eggs cool down before proceeding to the next step.

Step 2:
Peel the eggs and cut them in half removing the yolk and adding it to a large mixing bowl.

Step 3:
Add some mayo and a little horseradish for kick to the yolks in the bowl.

Step 4:
Mix it all together until it is a yellow fluffy cream.

Step 5:
Position the egg whites on a plate so that they won’t move too much. Add the yolk mix to the empty egg white halves.

Step 6:
Sprinkle paprika on the eggs to resemble bloodshot eyes. Then add an olive to each egg to look like a pupil.

The Meathead

What you will need:
Plastic skull, knife, zip ties, aluminum plate, platter, cream cheese, 1lb of meat (ham), 1 egg yolk, 2 olives, crackers

Step 1:
Get yourself a plastic skull from any Halloween store ($5-8) and strategically cut some holes in it in which to run the zip ties through and fasten it to the aluminum plate.

Step 2:
Spread cream cheese all over the skull (avoiding the teeth and nose which will not be covered).

Step 3:
Layer meat over the skull using the larger pieces on the top and sides and sliding skinnier pieces to work around the eyes, nose and mouth area.

Step 4:
Cut an egg yolk in half and use it for the eyes. Dip the olives in cream cheese and use those as pupils.

Step 5:
Place the plate on a fancier silver platter and add crackers and/or veggies or other meats around the skull. Watch for the first person to dig in. They are usually the first drunk person of the party.

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