Hailing from just south of Pittsburgh (Smithfield, PA), this blond bombshell was recently featured as Playboy Magazine’s Cybergirl of the Week and in Playboy’s “Student Bodies.” No stranger to the camera, Miranda Jordan has a bright future ahead of her and plans on modeling for Playboy again soon.
Name: Miranda Jordan
Hometown: Smithfield, PA
Weight: 105 lbs.
Measur ements: 36-25-34
School/Major: Penn State University: Business
Accomplishments (modeling or otherwise): Playboy Cybergirl of the Week (April 25, 2011), Coed Magazine, SE.
Career aspirations: I’d like to one day have my own business (i.e. a night club, tanning salon, clothing store, etc). I also want to move to Cali and do more modeling for Playboy.
The Pivot Questionnaire
What is your favorite word? Titty.
What is your least favorite word? Potent.
What turns you on? Sexy, dominating guys.
What turns you off? Cheaters and/or liars.
What is your favorite curse word? F*ck.
What sound or noise do you love? Hair dryers.
What sound or noise do you hate? People chewing or swallowing really loud!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Fashion designer or a hospice nurse.
What profession would you not like to do? Math teacher.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Um… “Welcome” I guess. I don’t really know.